1. rip-homegirl:

    im saving myself for 1994 leonardo dicaprio

    (via helloamira)

     
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  3. I just realized that the word “short” is longer than the word “long”

     

  4. tupacabra:

    prettygirlfrommichigan:

    tupacabra:

    name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

    wat are u talking about they all make scents

    shut the fuck up

    (via achievement-creatures)

     
  5. brownskinlady20:

    fitnationmovement:

    This isn’t even his final form.

    lmao

    (Source: , via unorthodox-shoebox)

     

  6. jewishsanta:

    *tries to buy self esteem*

    *can’t afford it*

    (via ashh2theleee)

     
  7. iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

    homeworkmyass:

    so much tension in one photo

    its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

    (Source: yoururlsucksandsodoyou, via meandbrunomars)

     
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  9. deducingyou-at-abbeyroad:

    westborofaptist:

    smiles-hide-secrets:

    westborofaptist:

    but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg

    What month is that again?

    the month you finally get laid

    image

    (via meandbrunomars)

     

  10. winxhesters:

    potato-tots:

    secretlifeofageekygirl:

    hugstyles:

    why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

    My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

    my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

    when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

    (via letmetreasure-you)

     
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  12. crrocs:

    Imagine if your follower count turned into money

    (via bokwitmebrunz)

     

  13. officialfrenchtoast:

    when you hear people talking about one of your obsessions 

    image

    (via meandbrunomars)

     
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