1. saddestblogger:

    when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u


    (via eclith)


  2. I want to see something, Reblog if you’re older than 13 and younger than 25.


  4. me at friends house

    1. friend: so... what do u wanna do
    2. me: idk its ur house
    3. friend: idk ur the guest
    4. me: idk its ur house
  5. (Source: gaypee, via cumbersome11)


  6. slutdust:



    "We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

    Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

    my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

    Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

    (Source: hiphopfightsplaque, via doowop-unorthodox-hooligan)

  7. luv-inu:

    I can’t stop laughing 

    (Source: memewhore, via incizza)

  8. mama-killuhsessa:

    Greatest artist to live

    (via doowop-unorthodox-hooligan)

  10. gamtav88:



    god bless gordan ramsey 

    Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

    because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

    (Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill, via doowop-unorthodox-hooligan)


  11. *gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

    (Source: enraptored, via ashleyxoxooxx)


  12. fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

    hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.

    (via rightintodangers)


  13. tennants-hair:

    i found myself on omegle



    like are you fucking kidding me there were 44,000 people online but i’m still forever alone

    (via damnbruno)


  14. pokemongirlfriend:


    what exactly is the feel when you have a gf



    (via mlgimmortal)


  15. bryanchoppertagteam:


    if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

    Ladies real talk

    (via doowop-unorthodox-hooligan)