1. rememberrbuckybarnes:

    tauriel2fab4u:

    tauriel2fab4u:

    IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

    I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
    I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

    I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

    LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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    DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

    DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

    TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

    HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

    WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

    WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

    WHY

    (via rossayemars)

     

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    the-inspired-lesbian:

     
  3. lustyscripps:

    ruinedchildhood:

    too-gay-for-this:

    He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

    She has Nemo on her dress.

    Violet has murder in her eyes. 

    (Source: wantapostcard, via pizza)

     
  4. baskintheafterglow:

    supreemo:

    chelsfarrington:

    Lori Beth Denberg was the comedic genius of my childhood.

    vital information over everything

    A skit they should add to snl with her in it

    (via rossayemars)

     

  5. cristinaya:

    Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

    (via pizza)

     
  6. waltgifs:

    Disney’s Women of Color + hair appreciation

    (Source: WaltGifs, via rossayemars)

     

  7. atomicairspace:

    copperbooms:

    when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

    it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

    (via brunoismygoldenstar)

     
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  9. guy:

    my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

    (Source: guy, via brunoismygoldenstar)

     

  10. d0nn0:

    d0nn0:

    i wrote a song about a tortilla

    actually its more of a wrap

    (Source: d0nn0, via pizza)

     
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  15. souljapayne:

    that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

    (via pizza)